So today was yet another day at Satan's A/C, inc. Ya ever meet those people who HATE their jobs? I mean like, with a passion... The ones that have a list? (You know what list I am talking about, don't play dumb!) My list is called the SWAT list. That means that I can probably get everyone in the top 3 before SWAT takes my ass out.
I revised that list today. That was the kind of Day it was. I worked 74 hours the week before last. I was so excited that NJD (New Junior Dispatcher) was going to be able to pick up a lot of the slack, and today those hopes were crushed. They put a freeze on any non-essential overtime. So apperently, since I am ABLE to manage the entire office by my self, it means that any additional help would be 'Non Essential'...
I am not sure how I could have avoided getting myself in this mess. Maybe after the 65th hour I should have just shot someone (on my list, of course) in the knee-cap, as a warning shot. Maybe then they would have realized what they have done to me. Maybe not. It still would have felt good. I imagine it like this:
'Thank you for calling XXX Orlando this is Aaron, Please hold while I re-load'
Has a certain ring to it. Okay. Okay, I know, not funny. Many people have died in terrible workplace shootings. And While I would never, ever hurt anyone in a non-defensive way, I am still able to jest about it.
Now, onto what we all really care about!
Hot muscles, and hotter boys:
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| I want the one on the right.... First. |
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| My future Gardener... |
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| My Future mechanic... |
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| My Future Pool Boy... |
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| Has longing in his eyes... |
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| Nice Pecs... |
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| Well Oiled hard-body... |
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| What is that, Klingon? Don't care I would spend HOURS studying... |
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| Look at his shoulders... |
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| Perfectly Sculpted... |
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| I call dibs on the one on the left... |
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| The best part is when the blindfold comes off... |
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| I bet I'm better at ball playing... |
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| Did someone say 'tushy-tamer'? |
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| No seriously, I can't find my pants... |
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| Lucky Yamaha |
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| I have the sudden urge to motorboat something... |
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| Wonderful Sunset... |
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