Fratboy-Friday!

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the weekend! Today has been a great day here at House O'hell air conditioning! Running the office all by myself, again! But new junior dispatcher starts on Monday Morning! I am so very excited!


I read a really really great article which I will post here when I get home. It was a very revealing look inside Mitt Romney's thoughts, especially those on poor/underprivileged people (he refers specifically to "those people").

I don't have a car elevator, a private Boeing 737, or a horse that ran in the 2012 Olympics, or a shit-ton of money to throw at every problem that arises. I have my own hard working hands, and the satisfaction of knowing that what is mine is truly, unquestionably mine. Bought, paid for, and owned through my own hard work and dedication!

Done ranting! Now, without further adu, please allow me to introduce the boys of FRATBOY-FRIDAY:

Twinks! Thursday

Running late today! Doing the job of two people, hardly time to breath, new 'JD' (junior dispatcher) starts Monday, say your prayers!

Here, in no practical order, are some pretty hot Twinks:

Have a great day, y'all!

WOW Wednesday!!!

Happy Hump Day!

Those of you following my work saga will know that the 'lady' (read: street walker, with tighter clothes) we hired to fill the position of junior dispatcher was not working out.

By not working out I mean SERIOUSLY not working out.

Like hamsters and snakes co-habitating, not working out!

Like Mitt Romney and a hidden camera not working out.

Hanging up on customers, being dishonest to co-workers, and snapping at the other office staff. She snapped at the wrong one yesterday.

Our General Manager asked her to correct a mistake he had made; she looked at him in front of God and everybody and said (and I am quoting) 'Dat don't sound like my problem, it sound like yours'.

Like a developmentally challenged lamb being led to slaughter. There was a brief 3 seconds when I thought all would be okay, The GM asked 'what did you say?'.

An escape route! Back pedal! Beg forgiveness, blame it in the crack you are smoking! ANY THING!

What she said: 'you heard me, I didn't stutter'...

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

So I get to pull 12 hour days until we are yet again able to fill the position!

So sorry for being late. Here are some of the guys that make me go WOW!

By the way: I would love some suggestions on how to improve the blog!

I have a nice upload for 'frat boy-Friday'!

Tatted Tuesday...

Good Morning! Hope everyone is having a great start to the day! I am at work, all fires are out!

To help you along with your day, I present for your viewing pleasure the inaugural edition of Tatted Tuesday:

Funday Monday!

Just finished all the homeworks! Now it is time for the sleep!
Got everything I set out to do today done, feel accomplished. I am also now the owner of a beautiful 19' bow rider. Needs some work, but like everything else, tender loving care and time can make anything awesome!

I go back to work in the am, and I can only imagine. I was off all day today, and I was ONLY called 6 times by Ms. Experience.  I swear, I don't have a resentment towards the fact that she works half as hard as I do, gets paid more, and is able to SLIDE by every task 'cause she knows that I will inevitably pick up all of her slack... No, not at All.

Favorite Quotes from my trusty co-worker this week include:

" Ah axed him 'bout dat, he said he done gone and did it yesterday"

" don't no-one tell me I gotts to do dat ereryday" (when asked about the DAILY sales report)

Or my favorite:

 To a customer on the phone:

" tsk (tongue-click) AH had said AH was sorry, so don't take dat tone wit me.... (then hangs up)"

The Job Hunt continues, and if they think it is bad when I am off for 1 Monday, imagine how bad it will be when I no longer answer the phone for their questions.

Hope you ladies and gents have a great night, I will be on later tomorrow, with more fantastical pictures of hot dudes being hot dudes!

For now, I think this is a good example of how my animals act EVERY DAMN TIME someone comes to the door:





Good night, and good luck!